April Fools Day
Oh, FUD. Fud, Fud, Fud. we meant FOOD. we usually schooled that latest word, “FUD”. Fear, Uncertainty & Doubt. Hmmm, food for thought. Not as great as Chocolate, clearly, yet the fun latest word for me to fool around with…it’s the latest ‘F’-word for this Century.
Man, we had the bit of the ‘Fud’ night, final night. A small as great many Fud, if we know what we mean. Surprising how fast the Bottle of Gin can get to the girl… (yes, we am the ‘girl’ in this story, as great as yes, we am great wakeful of my some-more advanced years… what’s yer point??) Anyway, to have the really, unequivocally prolonged story shorter, we woke up this sunrise with the slight hangover as great as the unequivocally vast Tattoo. A couple of Piercings, too. Man, what was we thinking?? That’s no approach to cling to upon to my Youth, as great as we get that now.
To be satisfactory to My Tattoo Artiste (I consider that’s what he longed for to be called…),or Arty or something similar to that… he did do the unequivocally great job. Very cool as great as subtle. we proposed out with the 4 Leaf Clover, given they’ve regularly been propitious for me, as great as we feel similar to I’d similar to to get propitious some-more often, so that seemed reasonable. Then we suspicion the Love Heart around the 4-Leaf Clover would demeanour nice, as great as afterwards I’d be ‘lucky in love’, that sounds similar to the great idea.
You know that total thing that Madonna has goin’ upon with the Kabbalah thing as great as the purple Body Suit? Well, it got me to thinkin’, “What if she’s right?”. we mean, she’s been right about many things, before, so because not now? (3/4 of the approach by the Bottle of Gin during this point..)Anyhooo, the tone purple seems to be unequivocally poignant for Madonna, so we had ‘Arty’, if that was his genuine name, pull the purple round around the Love Heart, to designate World Unity (see how lofty?). Then we couldn’t utterly recollect possibly she pronounced purple or violet, so we combined the single some-more ring in violet, usually to cover my bases.
Speaking of my ‘bases’, they’re flattering many lonesome in ink, now. Mmmm. What to do, what to do? How many for Laser Removal, we wonder? And how prolonged does it take for the Nose Ring hole to reanimate over? And the Eyebrow hole? Oh, we see the lot of ‘Healing Time’ in my future. There is an critical doctrine here, though, as great as we consider I’ve schooled it, despite the tough approach (that’s how we clarity things): Don’t Drink & Tattoo. That should be upon the Bumper Sticker somewhere, to assistance the Less Fortunate, similar to meself the week ago.
Okay. we have to go have the Hydrogen Peroxide Dip. It’s the usually approach to cover all my bases… Oh, as great as Happy Apr Fools Day!! Lets goal we have lots of laughs, today!! Love, Laughter & Peroxide! Ailsa
And Now for the Schmoldy Oldies…
Friday, Apr 1st, 2005. Hey! I’m so blissful we popped in. You’ll never reason what usually happened! We usually sole the residence — all by ourselves! Man, we can’t reason the luck… we got $20,000. over the Asking Price, upon the condition that we pierce out by Sunday.
The people who paid for it have been soooo great — pleasing Leather Outfits with Matching Jackets. we do not know who does their Embroidery, yet it was unequivocally orderly done. I’m certain we could see the Emblem the mile away. And tanned hide similar to buttah’…gorgeous.So it turns out they were cruising by the area final weekend, seeking for the large residence with lots of light where there’d be ‘plenty of room to grow’. They seemed very, unequivocally meddlesome in that.
They desired the Spacious Living Room as great as Kitchen — room for the total squad to come over for the party, they said. We adore parties, too, so we could all describe to that! And they suspicion the Circular Driveway was undiluted for Wheelies as great as whatnot. Who doesn’t adore we do wheelies, right?? Reminds we of your childhood.
The usually thing we suspicion was the small unsatisfactory was their greeting to all my poetic covers — they’re formulation to put up the small ‘black out curtains’. They have been utilitarian in gripping down the Air Conditioning Bills, so that does have sense, we suppose. Well, anyway, we shouldn’t be concerned about that. I’ve got copiousness of Twenties as great as Hundreds to equate up today, given they pronounced they had finished unequivocally great in their final Deal, as great as had copiousness of Cash to buy the house. Wasn’t that lucky??
So Dwight has found us the poetic New Home that we can stay in until we get around to structure again. It’s not as great distant from here (about 45 mins true out upon the Prairie), called Sha-Tow Urrown Estates. Sounds beautiful. Dwight says he snagged the place for the great Price as great as it comes with it’s own Boat Parking Area — the Hook during the End of the Building — unequivocally accessible if there’s the Flash Flood, that spasmodic happens during the finish of April. Luckily, Dwight loves Boating, as great as we similar to to swim, so it should work out well. Dwight says I’m starting to adore the Brickwork upon the Corners of the ‘Movable Structure’, as Dwight keeps job it. Cinder Blocks, as great as for the many part, utterly even. Anyway, he thinks there should be sufficient to reason the place up…
Well, we improved go get packing. I’ve gotta transparent out the Garage right divided so they can dump off ‘a couple of packages’ early, as great as they need their Electrician to cocktail by to implement the couple of additional lights as great as have the small adjustments to the Electrical Panel. They’re substantially putting in the pool — that’s what we longed for to do, too! Lovely Fellows, each the single of them. I’m certain the Neighbors have been starting to adore them all, as great as they’ll be means to go upon the Tradition of the great large Get Togethers. Hope they do all right with all the Condo Bylaws… well, I’m certain it’ll be fine.
Seeee Ya’, Baby!! we gots ta’ go!!
Have the Little Fun, today!! Ailsa
And right divided for the First Apr Fools Day ‘Installment’…!!
Thursday, Apr 1st, 2004. Good morning, Folks. I’m in shock, this morning… we usually got up as great as found the note upon the Dining Room Table — it was from Dwight. He’s eventually finished it, after years as great as years of melancholy as great as land it over my head… he’s run off to stick on the Circus. we knew it would substantially occur the single day, yet we didn’t see it happening, today. How ironic, with Apr Fools, as great as all… we went to check the Closet, as great as all his things is left — the Leotards, the Tutus, those stooopid Clown Shoes — everyone knew they were as great large for him — who was he kidding?? What the Clown! The Note pronounced he had to,” follow his Dream, his pasion” (Dwight never could spell…), as great as turn the Trapeze Artist. Artist my donkey — all they do is cling to about all day, yet we suspect he is great during that — copiousness of practice, anyway.
Well, we improved go purify up — what the disaster — we consider the small of his friends contingency have swung by to pick up him up — what the bucket of Clowns — as great as never sufficient seatbelts for them all in their foolish diminutive car, either. we goal the Cops seize them as great as their funny small Monkeys, too. Those have been the misfortune Outfits I’ve ever seen — half their behinds have been unresolved out, for Goodness Sake.
Well, I’ll discuss it we — it’s for the best…it’ll be great to get that small gorilla off my back, during slightest until subsequent week when he’ll be indignant about being demoted to ‘Pet Patrol’, that is usually the whim euphanism for ‘Pooper Scooper’ — we goal it’s in the Elephant Tent! Now that’ll uncover him!
I need to go pick up my thoughts as great as find the Insurance…
Happy Apr Fools! Go have the leettle bit of fun, today!! ha,ha,ha,ha! Ailsa!
Stay Good, Baby! Ailsa
